There are a number of tales on this web site, in regards to the mistaken identification eventualities which have occurred, always, all through my life.  I give this to Neptune on my midheaven.

For instance, after I labored for Frito Lay, I had a route and sure shops I serviced. I’d been on the job for years. I believed most my prospects favored me, just because I used to be pleasant, quick, dependable, and so on. I used to be an apparent hard-worker, in my mid-twenties, bothering nobody.

Then in the future I went into one among my massive grocery shops to inform the supervisor somebody could be working my route for me for a few weeks. Cause? I used to be getting married.

I anticipated the supervisor to congratulate me. As a substitute he say, “Good! Now possibly you’ll keep dwelling and maintain your youngsters!”

He practically spat this at me. He had this venom that got here out of nowhere.  Additional, I didn’t have any kids. “Um… what? What do you imply, maintain my kids?” I requested, completely confused.

“I imply that you need to be dwelling taking good care of your youngsters; not out right here working with the boys!  I’m hoping your husband will do one thing about it!”

“However I don’t have any youngsters…”

“Sure, you do!”

“What?”

“You might have these two boys! Don’t attempt to mislead me…”

“Two boys? No, I don’t! I don’t have two boys.  I’ve two canine… and nil boys. I’m not leaving my kids at dwelling. What are you speaking about? I don’t have any kids.”

“Sure, you do!”

He didn’t imagine me and I left it there. I’d realized way back, to not struggle with “drunks”, however I used to be fully disoriented.  Have been there different individuals who thought I used to be a baby abuser?

Eventualities like this have plagued me all my life and it continues to today, on-line and off.  “I do know you offered your weblog…”

“What?”

I convey it up as a result of the Boy Was She Pissed story made me consider one other. On this case, my step household was round so I should have been about 13. We’d lived, remoted, within the desert from the time I used to be six. When my stepfamily moved in, my life improved.

This was not as a result of my mom was gone. It was as a result of all of them had colourful personalities.  Additionally, my mom was subsequent door, the property over, with Henry, so she was nonetheless there and I noticed her, day by day.  Most significantly although, my stepmother occupied my father. There could be no solution to adequately thank her for that.

This was within the 70’s which was nonetheless the 60’s aka the Hippie period.  My older stepbrothers have been a part of that.  Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan and such. There have been 4 of them, by the best way. Plus one stepsister.

I bought together with all of them. It was like this complete hippie motion arrived in our home.  That they had fascinating buddies as properly.  I’m saying, these overseas folks have been launched into the household petri dish and the impact was optimistic. Very optimistic, even.

So in the future, we had firm over. Pals of my stepfamily, together with my stepmother. We have been sitting in our front room, chatting and telling tales, once we heard a automotive pull up outdoors.  Not many individuals pull as much as homes in the midst of the desert.  Curious, I popped as much as go to the entrance window and see who it was.  I didn’t acknowledge the automotive or the lady, who bought out of it with a bat in her hand.

A bat?  What’s that about? “It’s a woman with a baseball bat,” I mentioned. “By no means seen her earlier than.”

We didn’t play baseball at my home. Did my brother have a bat? Certainly one of my stepbrothers? Was it loaned out and being returned?  She was headed for the door so we’d discover out, shortly.

I didn’t count on her to knock on the door with the bat, however that’s what she did.  You might inform she’d hit the door with the bat.

I vividly recall the group in the home taking a look at one another, eyebrows raised, quizzically.  My stepmother went to reply the door, however by the point she may get to it, there was extra pounding. It was clearly a bat hitting the door.  We have been all very curious… my stepmother yelled by means of the door. “What would you like?”

“Elsa! Ship that little bitch out right here!”

Everybody swung their heads to take a look at me. I had no inkling of who this was or what she wished. I additionally was not a bitch, although I used to be little.  We checked out one another, stupefied. My stepmother wished me to fill her in, I’m positive, however I legit had no data to supply. I’d by no means seen the lady in my life.

The lady was apparently bored with ready for me to return out, so she began batting the door once more. There was no approach my Capricorn stepmother was going to ship me on the market; she yelled one thing to this have an effect on. Subsequent factor we knew, the tip of the bar crashed although the door.  Apparently, she was coming into get me. I used to be scared.

At this level, somebody mentioned, “Name the police!” This was one other change.  When my stepfamily got here, we bought a cellphone.  We lastly had the power to make a cellphone name.  However the police have been going to return to our home? It was all new.  We had by no means referred to as the police, earlier than. I wracked my mind to find info on the lady and nothing.

Now we had a giant mouth within the group. I don’t bear in mind her title, however she fascinated me. She was a “subversive” on this period. Down with cops and such.  She had two youngsters with “Moonbean-type” names. She had a particular aura round her and he or she’s the one who opened to door to confront this girl, after the bat crashed by means of for the second time.  Hole door, when you’re questioning. We have been poor.

This gal actually had a presence about her.  When this girl and her mouth opened the entrance door with two bat holes in it, and walked outdoors to basically say, “Put that bat down earlier than I shove it up your…” the lady retreated, rapidly. She scrambled to get in her automotive, nonetheless promising to search out and kill me, first likelihood she bought.”

She drove away and shortly after, the police arrived.  My stepmother relayed the story, calmly. We had the license variety of the automotive.

The police mentioned they needed to discuss to the opposite celebration. It already felt “off”, because the folks on my facet of the equation mentioned I hadn’t accomplished something.

The cops mentioned, “She should have accomplished one thing”.   The woman with the mouth reacted to that. She yelled on the cops to go arrest the loopy bitch and go away our harmless household alone.  It didn’t appear they supposed to do that, from what I may see. Extra weirdness.

The police returned and knowledgeable us, the lady beat down the door as a result of she wished to speak to me… about giving her son, pot. About getting him hooked on pot.

Now I didn’t have any pot. I had by no means had any pot. I had by no means seen pot, by no means smoked pot, by no means even thought of pot, and every thing else – destructive for pot.  Additionally, who’s her son?

The cops appeared to assume this girl was justified in confronting me with a bat for my sin which by no means occurred.  That is when the Large Mouth took over…

“Did you give anybody pot?” she requested me, in entrance of the police.

“No. I don’t have any pot to offer. I’ve by no means seen pot in my life.”

The cops have been on the door, the lady remained sitting on the sofa, addressing them over her shoulder. “See that! She’s harmless! Have a look at that injury to the door! Why aren’t you arresting that loopy bitch?”

“Properly, this seems to be like a dispute between neighbors to us.  And if she is getting somebody’s child hooked on medicine, you’d count on the mum or dad to be upset… she may need gone a bit far, however why didn’t your ship, Elsa, out to speak to her, like she requested.”

“What! We’re simply sitting right here on a Saturday, visiting with buddies. This loopy bitch reveals up and bats the door in and also you assume we’ve accomplished one thing to warrant this? And we’re alleged to ship this youngster out to talk to this lunatic? The place’s your proof, she did something unsuitable? Right here’s our proof,” she mentioned, indicating the door which had been destroyed.

I knew at this level, the police wouldn’t be arresting the lady. I felt the folks in my home all knew I used to be harmless so I waited to see it play out.  Issues deteriorated rapidly.

The lady began berating the police, who remained on the doorstep. She was taunting them, with the actual fact she knew her rights and he or she may say no matter she damned properly happy and you’ll be able to’t contact me!  I had been taught to respect police and legislation and order, and so on. so I used to be surprised to my core.  She actually laid into them, far past what I believed was cheap, not that I understood this, the least little bit. I’m saying the lady was formidable and had no Libra in anyway. The police had no selection however to retreat.  They gave no indication we’d see them once more.

This left us in a single hell of a large number as we didn’t know who this girl was.  Or moderately, it left me in a large number. Would she be again? I used to be afraid. I imply, she was after me and solely me and he or she wished to kill me.

I imagine this was a Saturday. I came upon what was occurring, Monday morning, on the bus on the best way to highschool.

There was a newish child within the neighborhood; he and I had gotten pleasant and brought to chatting on the best way to and from college.   We had no courses collectively. “I’m sorry my mother came visiting to your own home,” he mentioned.

“That was your mother?!  Why did you inform her I gave you pot? I didn’t offer you pot! Why does she assume I gave you pot?”

“I didn’t. I instructed her you didn’t give me pot. However she thought you probably did so she went to your own home.”

“Is she coming again?”

“No. Once I came upon what she did, I instructed her the place I bought the pot. She requested me to apologize to you…”

Neptune midheaven is an odd facet. Supernatural.  Neptune is in Scorpio, by the best way. The assumptions are at all times terrible, darkish, taboo, twisted, deluded.  Most of the time, they arrive out of nowhere.

On this case, the boy went dwelling chatting about me. He favored me and was most likely glad to have a pal on the bus journey dwelling. New scholar!

It was his older sister who gave him the pot.  I’ve a freaky story about her, too.  I don’t know why these items occurs to me or finds me, wherever I am going, no matter I do.

I can by no means be precisely on stability, as a result of I by no means know when one thing like this can constellate, however I can inform you the way it’s affected me. My nostril is clear always. Good luck catching me on the opposite facet of the (actual) line. I can’t provide help to along with your creativeness.

Do you might have Neptune conjunct your midheaven?