That is for pure leisure. Kathy the boy-girl is and was a good looking, very proficient, Asian lady. She was/is a reader of my weblog and a shopper. We turned pals, when she moved to my city in 2003, which is when this was written. We nonetheless work collectively, all these years later.
“The AMF” was my boyfriend on the time. Stellium in Scorpio as you’ll see.
No modifying. This runs and it’s speculated to.
I went out with Kathy the boy-girl final evening and he or she is beginning to see that she actually is sort of a man. From my perspective that is! And with right here third home (Gemini) filled with Sagittarius, what may probably be extra “attention-grabbing” than a unique perspective?
So anyway, all that Sadge is yang, as is the third home. However she additionally has a Leo Moon (yang) within the eleventh home (yang). So you possibly can see she is excessive on this entrance and in distinction to me – A brilliant yin sort, save my Mars Mercury conjunction which will certainly cuss you out and maybe beat up your automotive with a bat, if sufficiently provoked.
Now I don’t assume both of us would act so close to our respective poles with different individuals. For instance, if Kathy was with somebody with extra of a yang nature, you’ll most likely see extra of her yin aspect and vice versa with me. However as it’s, once you put us collectively…properly it’s simply excessive. And he or she doesn’t see it, although she’s starting to. Principally as a result of she continuously shocks me along with her raging hard-on habits and I merely should remark. The primary time I discussed this was a pair weeks in the past. We have been on the telephone.
“You’re such a person, Kathy. Jesus.”
She roared. “Oh Elsie, what do you imply? I’m not a person,” she mentioned.
Being yin, I let it drop. However three minutes later, we have been discussing the message board the place I posted, which led her to my weblog, which led her to contact me for a session. And it seems she was in touch with one other lady from that board…
“Yeah!” she mentioned. “She’s jealous!”
“Jealous?”
“Yeah! As a result of we’re pals. I’m hanging out with you. We’re hanging out.”
I didn’t reply. I used to be simply amazed at this.
“And I instructed her, that’s proper! She’s mine!” she mentioned all aggressively. She was shouting. “Elsie’s mine! I received her! I received her and also you didn’t! So there!”
I snorted. Right here I used to be a notch on Kathy’s belt? Who knew?
I laughed however I didn’t say why. Form of like a girl amused at a person’s ridiculous testosterone. Foolish, foolish boy.
To be continued…
So final evening, we met for dinner. Thai meals, which is “dwelling” for Kathy.
“Effectively, you positively act identical to a person,” I mentioned. “It amazes me. Going out with you is rather like going out with a person. A superb man, although.”
“How’s that, Elsie?” she mentioned along with her Kathy-grin.
I clenched my fists in a physique builder pose and mimicked her voice. “You’re comin’ with me, Elsie! I’m takin’ you out!” I barked. “We’re goin’ someplace!”
She roared.
“And also you known as me at the moment,” I mentioned. “l like establishing a date. Are we nonetheless going out, you requested. Effectively yeah, I mentioned. And also you mentioned, Okay! I’ll name you again and let you know the place we going.” We each laughed. “But it surely’s not such as you’re a awful man. You’re a very good one. Considerate. Except you consider someplace you wish to go, you mentioned. See? I can have a vote. If there’s someplace I wish to go, that’s effective, however in any other case you’re going to handle this. And I’m going to allow you to! As a result of from my perspective, why hassle? You’ve received this hard-on so I’ll as properly loosen up and allow you to do your factor.”
She roars. “I’ve a hard-on?” she requested.
“Effectively, yeah. And we get in right here (the restaurant) and what do you do? “Let me make it easier to order, Elsie. Let me do that for you. And I’m sitting over right here, pondering what the fuck? So that you order. And I allow you to. Go forward, Kathy. Determine it out. Repair me up. And I simply sit right here…”
She laughs her ass off.
“And consider me, if I have been sitting right here with anybody however you, I might order my very own meals, . I understand how to order meals, Kathy…”
She banged the desk along with her hand and laid her head down, choking on her laughter, so I moved in for the kill.
“And what about exterior? We meet within the car parking zone and what did you say?”
“What?” she requested, poised to giggle at herself.
I raised my voice to a Kathy-squeal. “Oh, Elsie!” I mentioned screechingly. “Take a look at your toes! You painted your toes purple,” I mentioned.
She snorted.
“Similar to a person! Don’t that’s what males do? It’s! Once they’re on a date, they at all times discover one thing about you. Those that get laid do, anyway. They discover one thing to love about your look they usually say one thing. Oh honey! Your hair seems so good. Is {that a} new broach?”
At this level, she’s received her head laying on the desk, heaving with laughter. Her complete physique is convulsing. Mine too.
“They attempt to discover one thing about your look. They act identical to you. So anyway, Kathy, sure. So far as I’m involved, you’re a person…”
After dinner, she orders dessert and proceeds to wolf it down.
Being girlish, I defer as if pondering, “Dessert? Who me? No, thanks. Everybody is aware of it goes straight to your hips…”
Final week, I requested the AMF, “If I like male vitality a lot, why do you assume I am going for yin males?”
“They’ve a dick,” he mentioned.
